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Bionic CIO

The "get well" card below was given to Annie from her staff at DoIT upon returning from knee surgery in December 2001.

Cartoon of The Bionic Cio

The Bionic CIO - Annie Stunden, University of Wisconsin-Madison

  • brain: omnidirectional BS indicator
  • eyes: keen sense of vision
  • heart: joy transmitter
  • wrist: carpal repair improves budget-signing dexterity
  • knee: new software alignment for greater mobility
  • knee: latest titanium hardware improves durability
  • ankle: fused joint for stronger kick-in-the-pants
  • wrist: dual carpal strengthens grasp of difficult issues
  • leg: wireless receiver for greater range

-from your staff at DoIT